#I truly hate this man
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But I knew this about myself: I had loved both Zenobia and Avicus because they allowed me to be their teacher. And I had fought with Pandora because she would not. She was far too finely educated and clever to be anything but a fierce verbal and philosophical opponent and I had left her, stupidly, on that account.
Anne Rice, Blood and Gold
Rare moment of self-awareness from Marius de Romanus.
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HOT, SINGLE, UNSTUDIED SPONGES. 3000 NAUTICAL MILES AWAY. Come sail the distance and read Tiger Tiger!
#tiger tiger#ludovica bonnaire#remy bonnaire#jamis arlesi#This comic has been on my radar for *years* and I only recently - finally - sat down to read it. And by god is it amazing.#I don't want to spoil anything! But if you like amazing art and character writing *and* high seas adventure? READ TIGER TIGER.#If you asked my who my favourite character is I could not tell you. I truly like them all!!!#I even like the sleezeball who has less charm than a dead rat. He's *my* darling little rat man. With every disease.#A special shout out to my lad (he is the lad of all time) Jamis Arlesi.#Who - upon walking into frame makes me go 'Sir! Is your bosom too heavy? Do you need a new bra? My hands are free on Thursdays!'#And Ludo! My lass! I love her dearly! Every page made me more fond of her.#Book smart and uses it in very good ways! Naive enough to think it is all she needs! Learns a lot and stays kind through the horrors!#I could go on and on but...you...the person reading this...you *are* going to read it - aren't you?#So I'd hate to spoil you any more! Go read Tiger Tiger! Do it! For the sea sponges!#Rumour has it they are also freshly divorced. It was messy. Sea sponge needs a distraction. That could be you. Distracting that sponge.#You wont know until you click that link and start reading!
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Harry: And why shouldn’t I blame Spiderman for your injuries?? He calls himself a hero, protecting civilians like you should be his priority! Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t kick his ass for letting you get hurt!!
Peter: Because-
Newscaster on the tv next to Harry: In this footage you can see Peter Parker, known freelance photographer for the Daily Bugle, actually shove Dr. Doom out of his way while yelling “move it or lose it,” as he runs with his camera, presumably to capture more pictures of the vigilante known as “Spiderman”
Harry:
Peter: -I’m a dumbass.
#still thinking about all the ways Peter would try to defend Spiderman#while it backfires against his own reputation in some way#Peter Parker#Harry Osborn#I love that secret identity trope where someone loves their friend so much and unknowingly hates their friend’s superhero identity#Spiderman#spider-man#spider man#made up dialogue by yours truly#forgot to tag dr doom whoops#dr doom#victor von doom
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oh hi
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it’s the way people hate criston for calling rhaenyra a “cunt” once (not good, but this man’s situation was unique and he otherwise respects women from what we have seen), and simultaneously think daemon is a feminist (he repeatedly called rhea “a bronze bitch”, murdered her in cold blood, groomed his niece, choked his pregnant niece, and fucked her immediately after the death of his second wife). criston’s loyalty and dedication to alicent has been all but unwavering both seasons, and daemon has spent the entirety of season two plotting against his wife (aka wife number three, aka the niece he groomed), and it took him, what, eight episodes to stand by her again? people really hate criston just because he was hurt about being used and his position being put in jeopardy (he said no. it doesn’t matter if we know that rhaenyra would ever tell anyone that they’ve slept together, he doesn’t know that). he has been loyal to alicent, loyal to her children (does daemon even remember his daughters’ names), loyal to their cause, while daemon seized the opportunity for power the first chance he got like a hungry dog. truly pathetic.
#astra.txt#house of the dragon#house targaryen#house cole#daemon targaryen#anti daemon targaryen#criston cole#pro criston cole#previous ask got me ramped up#i hate this man so so deeply yall#i’m truly convinced it’s because daemon has silver hair and hotd is filled with so many targaryen bootlickers i HATE THEM.#it’s crazy because criston is so unusually hated#if people EVER bring up what criston did to joffrey whatever his last name is#let’s remember that daemon murdered a completely innocent servant so he could marry his niece who he groomed#rhea royce pls come back and kill this awful motherfucker NOW.
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And some days, I just wish you wouldn't look at me at all.
#ffxiv#sketch#wol#meteor survivor#zenos yae galvus#adventurer zenos#oh no#its the consequences of his actions#everything is fine until the only man on the star you care about looks at you with the same contempt your father did#(Meteor's not doing it intentionally- its a reflex after he comes back for quite a bit)#and zenos is getting bodied because its been a while since... you know... him being able to really feel anything at all#and no- its not him regretting anything that had to do with varis- just him regretting the thought meteor could look at him like that#little does Meteor know he's emotionally bodying the man he's trying to be cordial with#its a little okay because in how I write adventurer zenos this serves as one of his main wake-up calls to make some changes#and realizing both the mistakes he's made with meteor and that meteor hating him in any way is actually -not at all- what he wants#but not okay on the end that every time meteor does this he has to watch zenos actively dissociate right in front of him#until zenos just kinda autopilots and walks away#the second time (or perhaps third) in the last 11 years that zenos has felt regret to any major capacity-#on meteor's end I just enjoy seeing the progression of the WoL through subtext#and why meteor is willing to even entertain the idea despite how much he hates zenos- his decisions and the path he's walked#is the realization that there is high chance that he could actually be a direct catalyst for zenos' growth#and the realization the wol has that they were the only one zenos has ever genuinely reached out to#besides- i just like the idea of having your equal other half fighting back to back with you- or being able to handle threats you cant#and i find their dynamic neat- of meteor not forgiving zenos but giving him his last chance- and growing to enjoy being around him#and zenos being able to work on moving past being the weapon or the monster- finding the connections he's longed for#and giving himself purpose to finally truly just live- for him to learn to experience and have the freedom to find what he enjoys#(and curiously him having estinien's brand of accidently helping people even in StB gives me ideas...)#but enough tag ranting- ill get to zenos' actual adventuring in another post lol
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Peter Outerbridge as William Easton SAW VI (2009)
#poor baby#hairy tummy 👀💕#sweaty chest 👀💕#gif 3 is me getting into my car during the summer#he truly went through it man#i hate you john kramer and the jiglets 🙂#there are other shots i could've giffed#for the second trap but i love the way his#teeth look in that one#william easton#saw#saw vi#peter outerbridge#horroredit#mine
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I rewatched Guns For Hire tonight and I forgot how funny the droid chase on Plazir-15 is.
These poor people are just enjoying their meals in a fancy restaurant and suddenly a Mandalorian in the middle of an intense chase sprints in...
(I love the way Din holds out his hand apologetically to them... in a world of boys he's a gentleman.)
Then said Mandalorian launches himself through a window to catch the droid...
No hesitation, just straight away launches himself through a window.
(And slides along on the floor in a thrilling sequel to #weeeeeeee)
I love knowing that throughout the galaxy there are probably so many people with anecdotes about this one shiny Mandalorian who arrives on planets, causes a ruckus and then leaves without elaborating. Din is truly insane and a nuisance [affectionate] and his hatred for droids is probably infamous at this point.
#din djarin#the mandalorian#din edits#my edits#my gifs#din thoughts#HE'S INSANE I ADORE HIM silly tin can man who occupies my entire brain hahahahah#maybe i found a way to download the entire episode JUST to gif this moment because i needed to slow it down and watch it frame by frame#serotonin#he truly sparks joy#also my friends hate gfh and even after i convinced them to watch it they still feel the same :(((((#but i will not accept any slander about it i love my buddy cop comedy#gfh#top 10 mando episodes ARGUE WITH THE WALL!!!!!
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Hope Carlos enjoys his gifted win. Again.
#anti Carlos sainz#anti sainz#moots who like Carlos look away#I truly hate that man so much#like beyond belief I despise that man
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i fear i will never stop being abnormal about dsmp
#on account of never consuming new medias mostly#also just#nothing will ever compare for me i think#like#ya that characters cool but they are NOT ctubbo#i need something else to be abnormal about man .our numbers r dwindling#i wish i could be insane and abnormal abt qsmpbut truly. i mostly lost interest after juanaflippa died#im like a passive enjoyer and i like seeing my friends talk abt it#but im not Invested and i dont really have the time or energy to get invested in streams again#ough.literally a guy who hates most shows/movies but cant watch streams anymore.#catboo.txt#i need someone 2 drag me kicking and screaming into a new media until i start getting invested
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you ever just have a lot, a LOT of feelings all at once about a character and not even remotely enough words or brainpower to FORM the words to describe everything you're feeling. so it feels like you may explode. yeah
#sorry i got really into my feelings about mark hoffman again#the very specific version of him in my brain that i really really wish i had the time and energy to properly share with you guys#saw#well until i muster the energy to explode all of my feelings out into a fic. if you want to TRY and understand#know that my three biggest hoffman fic insps right now are as follows#your best kept secret hoffman. a series of mistakes hoffman. and rushed like a dreadful wind hoffman.#there is a very clear throughline just know i am extremely emotionally compromised rn#thinking about theee fics vs the canon path hoffman spirals down#something something the absolute tragedy of watching a man's descent into madness#the transformation of a man into a monster#and what could have saved him from himself and kramer's corruption#sorry i'm rambling so much oh my god i was just having such a crying fit out of nowhere about this#do you think he could feel it happening. do you think he was aware he was losing his mind.#the script version of him fucks with me so bad. the crazed rankings and the longer hair and him not being well kept anymore#it's impossible to think he didn't know he was deteriorating#fuuuck okay i need to either chill or write a whole longfic rn#i project on that guy so much i truly don't know if i could properly write my vision of him#until i do something more substantial the full extent of my hoffman exists for me and my boyfriend only. they get me like no one else#well ginny and jenna also get me. please read best kept secret and a series of mistakes Oh My God#where am i going with this. i like tag rambling actually this is a nice way to do it without forcing EVERYONE to read my delirium#anyways if you've read all of this i think i love you? feel free to dm me about hoffman and my very specific headcanons and aus#maybe soon i'll try and start writing my fics about this tragic man#i could never say any of this on twitter btw they'd string me up for my opinions on him as a sad wet beast who could have been fixed#if only he hadn't been weaponized first#god i'm too tired to even be as embarrassed about this as i should be. thought i unlearned cringe already#but i've been spending way too much time on twitter and they HAAATE hoffman there#rip. i know it's not that serious but i'm sensitive rn and hate feeling lonely in my thoughts#ok bye for real otherwise i'll never shut up. i might tag ramble more often bc this was therapeutic in a way i needed badly#cat chat
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Commission for @xxmischieflovesxx (aww man why wont it let me @ you??)
Listen I know the vast majority of what i post is commissions, but a mans gotta keep a roof over his head one way or another 9w9"
At least I get a lot of really fun ones!~ 💖
Ahhh Dan under house arrest by Clockwork, his "warden" a demon, and his attempts at intimidation in that last panel were most certainly futile.
#danny phantom#okkennymay#commission#sketch page commission#Dan Phantom#someone else's oc#comic#mini comic#she's a begrudging warden at that#“yes I invited you to join me for a drink because fuck this situation but I didn't mean mINE ASSHOLE”#DAN THE FUCKING TOILET SEAT MAN. HOW MANY TIMES.#me using manga tones for the first time: aM i doIN thiS SHIt riGHT??#honestly i'm just happy to be drawing and posting more at all- even if its all mostly commissions#i've come a long way and a friend recently helped me truly see that 💖#I'm often too hard on myself- I hate that its taken me years to get to this point but it's certainly better than never reaching it at all 💖
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Hello Madam. Sorry Madam.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#madam jin#jin zixuan#jiang yanli#'Hey what is WWX trying to do here?' some kind of grab-and-twist maneuver that would be very upsetting to watch.#I know LWJ technically assists WWX in this scene in terms of blocking someone's blow on his behalf -#- but let's be honest. Real friends stop you from doing the truly stupid things.#Or maybe it was envy. Penis envy. The non-freudian kind.#Regardless...man this whole scene was just full of “and then someone else walks in”.#I swear to god every cultivator who is supposed to be hunting ends up wandering into this part of the woods.#a bonus for me because it gives me several good joke opportunities.#Madam Jin gets top prize for best entrance and exit. I wish her all the best. And a divorce…madam please leave him…#And can we please address the horses? I love horses. But why...why do they ride in on horses when they HAVE FLYING SWORDS?#I can only imagine it is for the dramatic flair? It just feels so jarring hearing someone clip clop in#and then another person swoop in on a sword.#The rules of mdzs's world can get fuzzy and I have to nod in an impressed manner at how much MXTX gets away not explaining.#Maybe the sword gets tired after a while and they need to give it a break? Maybe there is a sword union that dictates working hour limits?#…Would that make Chenqing a scab? Oh god it would… unions *hate* this flute!
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So often, twink death is framed as a bad thing. However, the "twink death" for trans men* is frankly one of the most healing things you will bear witness to (pun intended).
#trans#transgender#lgbt#lgbtq#ftm#nonbinary#honestly i hated being called a twink pre-t because so many people treated me like... lesser for it?#like... 'i think you are effeminate (and less of a man)... but i /guess/ you're still a man🙄! hope that helps' is how it sounded to me#and so often it seems like 'twink death' is just... fear of aging in a world that hates the realoties of the human body#i have compassion for the fear of aging however it will pretty much always be harmful to the person experiencing it...#...in that they too will age. no matter what you do to prevent aging it will still happen...#...i don't think fear is the fault of the individual - it's a systemic issue. however i think it's needless suffering...#...you certainly do not have to /like/ aging and it can truly suck at times. i just want people to think about why they fear it y'know?#anyway that's what i think motivates this apprehensive attitude about people and how they change and whatnot#though my twink death isn't me becoming a bear (in the future who knows but for now not so much)
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It’s really fun how Kubo clearly has it out for me specifically. Like I do not care if ships I don’t like are canon in anything. I don’t care that Naruto ended up with Hinata, Percy ended up with annabeth, hinny, the bs with Blair in yugioh gx, eremika, the deletion of jadewalker, just the rebuilds in general, none of that matters to me cause if i want the ships i like 99% of the time fanfic/art is just better.
But fucking Kubo.
He just won’t stop.
So i can’t stop thinking about them and just accept them as non canon. They exist in this schrodinger’s canon.
Like what the fuck man? Why is your “recap of the key moments of Bleach.” Just a fucking IchiRuki AMV? The canon relationships get like two frames with the leads and they’re fucking group shots! Like what the fuck?
This is like if Sarada had blonde hair and whisker marks. Honest to god I swear the last scene of the anime isn’t gonna be the footprint it’s gonna be it’s a tragedy in impact font covering the screen.
#jackattack rambles#ichiruki#Kubo hates me#this man will make me go insane#he is giving grey hairs before I’m 25#if I ever go to therapy it’s just going to be me ranting about Tite Kubo for hours on end#bleach#I refuse to believe he’s as incompetent as some people think he is#truly Kubo is the ultimate IchiRuki#maybe this is all just setup for the infidelity arc
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hes still here
#jack vessalius#pandora hearts#pandora hearts fanart#my art#textpost parody#i love the tags people leave on jack art because it is truly just everyone gritting their teeth like THIS MAN THAT I LOVE AND HATE#AND LOVE TO HATE AND HATE TO LOVE#what a jack vessalius mood
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